Hope you’re not eating right now because we’re about to cover some of the worst…
There’s a sad pain in being bald. An ever present lack of something you were once so familiar with. A feeling of being at least 30% less attractive through no fault of your own. 40% of men have noticeable hair loss by age 35, 65% by age 60, and 80% by age 80, but the gradual hair-loss associated with aging is not the same as the debilitating insult from the gods of sporting a cue ball for a head when you should still be in your prime.
Take the man above. He was once brilliant brain-surgeon who made large inroads in the field of human-chimpanzee brain transplants. Once he started losing his hair he lost his zest for human-monkey brains. He now works as a strip-club DJ in Cambodia and weeps silently as he cue’s up Warrant’s Cherry Pie 25 times a night.
There are many potential solutions to this very serious problem. There are hair loss topical medications such a Propecia or Minoxidil. There are expensive and dubious looking hair-plug operations, and then of course, there is the toupee route. Take a gander at how great these look:
By the look on his face, the raccoon pelt on his head look is not working out for him.
It’s astounding that in this day and age, there isn’t a single full-proof solution (except suicide) to male pattern baldness.
With this in mind, let’s take a look at the poor souls with the worst bald heads in the world, shall we?
One elegant solution is the comb-over. This man went about setting his with aplomb. In fact, he is hardly distinguishable from the actor, Ryan Gosling.
Even all the money in the world will save a bald man from going to elaborate lengths to conceal his condition.